"Sometimes I don’t feel very social and I just go to sleep."
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
i wanna take a hot selfie but i look ugly
flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????
lookin 4 tha party
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
making out is one of the most underrated things in the world of sex like one of the best feelings on earth is tongue on tongue, biting each other’s lips and pressing your bodies together and grinding your hips into each other while your breathing mixes and making out is just so ugh god
my lips are soft come here ill kiss you to prove it
sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet
I want you to imagine a ten year old version of yourself sitting right there on this couch. Now this is the little girl who first believed that she was fat, and ugly, and an embarrassment.
This is groundbreaking
I never reblog photo sets, but this is too powerful to pass